Me when my mom wants to go shopping:NO.
Me when my friends want to go shopping:YEAH BUDDY!
When I get a text from my friend:Omg....
When I get a text from my mom:OH COME ON.
When I get a text from my dad:Are you for real?
When I FINALLY get that text from you:I'VE BEEN WAITING.
Friend:Oh hey, I just finished that same book you're reading!
Me:Oh really? Nice!
Friend:In the end...
Me:If you want to live I suggest you don't tell me what happens.
Mom:How did you do on your test?
Me:I got an A.
Mom:Can I see it?
Mom:You didn't get an A did you?
Mom:It's dinner time!
Me:Alright I'm coming (Stays on the computer)
Mom:It's dinner time!!!!
Me:I SAID I AM COMING MOTHER (Still doesn't move)
Mom:YOUR DINNER IS GETTING COLD, DEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me:I LIKE IT THAT WAY MOM THAT'S WHY I ALWAYS TAKE MY TIME YOU MAKE THE FOOD WAY TOO HOT!